I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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