I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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