College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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