Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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