I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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