Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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