Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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