So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
it's like heaven, but drunker
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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