New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Dignity is for republicans.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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