He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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