You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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