i will never coherently bang her
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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