I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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