I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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