I hope mine doesn't look like that
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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