Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I am naked and annoyed.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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