from now on my penis is your penis
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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