I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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