They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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