i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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