I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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