It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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