she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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