This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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