OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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