omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You've changed since you got that strap on
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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