She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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