just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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