Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
one might say we're banned from that church
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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