I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
