Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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