so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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