So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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