We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
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