sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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