Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Every concussion has its silver lining
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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