if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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