I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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