Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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