Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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