absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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