Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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