Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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