her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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