So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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