my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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