You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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