WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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