My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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