i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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