Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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