yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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