Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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